 |
What's Hitlers least favorite planet?
'Jewpiter'.
Whats
the difference between a jew and a pizza?
The pizza doesnt scream when you put it in an oven!
Whats the difference
between a Jew and a Canoe?
A canoe tips
How do you get 100 jews into a car?
Throw a quarter in it.
How do
you get them out again?
Tell them Hilter is driving.
How many jews can you fit in a VW Beetle?
54, two in the
front, two in the back, and fifty in the ashtray.
How do you know you have a queer Jew?
He likes money more than
girls.
Have you heard about the Jewish sports car?
It stops on a dime, then picks it up
What is a Jews
biggest dilemma?
Free pork
Whey do Jews have such big noses?
Cuz all the airs free.
Whats the object
of Jewish football?
To get the quarter back.
How was copper wire invented?
2 Jews fighting over the same penny
What language does Jewish homo speak?
Heblew
What did the little German boy get for his birthday?
Easy
bake oven and a G.I Jew
Hows Christmas celebrated in Jewish homes?
They put parking meters on the roof.
Why
did the Jews walk around the desert for 40 years?
They heard that someone dropped a quarter
What do you call a
room full of jewish women with yeast infections?
A whine and cheese party.
Whats Jewish doggy style?
You beg
for half an hour and the princess rolls over and plays dead.
What happens when a Jew with an errection walks into
a wall?
He breaks his nose.
What's faster than a speeding bullet?
A jew with a coupon.
|
