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What does one fag say to another fag going on vacation?
Can I help you pack your shit?
How do you know when you're in a gay church?
Only half the congregation kneels to pray!
What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar?
May I push your stool in?
What does AIDS stand for?
Anally Injected Death Sentence.
A lesbian goes into a brothel and asks for the prettiest, youngest
girl availible. The owner replies, "Sorry, we don't sell minors to lickers"
How do you know if you're at a gay picnic?
The hotdogs taste like shit!
Four fags are sitting in a hot tub. They notice some sperm rising
to the surface. One fag says, "Ok, who farted?"
How do you fit three gays on one barstool?
Turn it upside-down!
1.What is the fags gladest way to be arrest ?
2.What is the best way for a cop?
1.One cop to arrest
him and one to shove his club up his ass.
2.One to shoot him and the other shoot him.
What do you call a gay guy in a wheelchair?
What did one gay sperm say to the other?
How are we ever gonna find an egg in all this shit?
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